Well, I’ve solved the problem of “What do I do because I love to eat but I love being thin, too?” It’s actually quite simple. Instead of dieting (no fun), all you have to do is install a bypass for your belly. So you can eat what you want to, and then simply reach into your [...]

I’ve been pretty vocal that Sheridan needs another place to hang out. Our only non-Starbucks coffee shop that isn’t a drive-by shack closes before most people get off work.
But this isn’t what I had in mind….

I haven’t been inside. I’m scared to.
The idea of “relaxing” with a supercharged stimulant is funny enough…but the idea of being able to [...]

I’m not exactly the cheerleader type, but I have to say: I’m proud enough of my (first) alma mater to rub people’s faces in it, when necessary.
Like tonight.
Granted, Duke still has to beat Butler on Monday night to win the NCAA title. But we’re playing in the championship game. Unlike, say, UNC.
Or anyone else but Butler.
No, I didn’t [...]