It took me over half an hour this afternoon to realize that the nasty stench I couldn’t get away from was coming from my own clothing. I didn’t recognize it right away, because I’d only smelled it once before: in my office coat closet. It was the same disgusting b.o. I’d almost passed out from [...]

It’s finally happening. I’ve got irrefutable proof that I’m getting old and boring.
Yesterday I was reaching for the Red Delicious I’d brought to work and spied a tasty Braeburn in the fridge fruit drawer. Three things went through my head in rapid succession:
1. I wish I had that Braeburn instead of my mealy Red Delicious.
2. Wait [...]