Hot on the heels of holiday overindulgence–the new secret to slimming down quickly: 

I always knew that I was wasting my time actually exercising. Finally, a diet for couch potatoes! Plus, all the healthy tanning you can stand for a mere $45/month.

Note that they don’t promise you’ll “lose” inches. You’ll “luze” them, instead. Also, the vacustep “gently modles the figure.” To my count, there are 8 grammatical errors and/or typos in the last paragraph alone. Good thing I can spell..and utilize, the YMCA!