February 3rd, 2009 by Chris Nelson

I’ve heard it in spoken language, and it irked me then. But it’s even worse in print. Apparently, it’s a rural tradition to abolish verbs:

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Hamlet would have no quandry whatsoever if he moved to Wyoming. He wouldn’t agonize over whether ”to be” or “not to be.” He would just declare himself “needs drunk” and head to the Mint Bar.

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