My quest for health and wellness grows more tiresome, day by day. The nutritional information I have access to–plentiful and sometimes reputable–promotes detoxes of every major organ, whole body cleanses, and diets specifically designed to starve parasites. I can’t help but remember how badly I wanted a tapeworm in college–that way I could eat and drink for two.
I wouldn’t mind eating only [...]

At first I thought I was crazy. Then I convinced myself it wasn’t really happening. Now I know it’s true. Weird, but true.
My body changes size radically from day to day.
I can vary by five pounds A DAY.  My waist often expands or contracts a full inch literally overnight. That’s a full clothing size difference! So when I [...]

I’d just managed to bury the terrible blood behind my viewing of the Changeling, when along comes Benjamin Button to stir the pot again. Admittedly, I’d read enough glowing reviews of both films to have higher-than-normal expectations. Still, I’d never expected that everyone involved with both productions (I will leave Taraji P Henson alone–she was [...]