Saw this shelf at a bookstore in the MSP airport on Sunday:

Scientology tomes beat F. Scott Fitzgerald 5:1!

I, of course, find deep meaning behind Hubbard’s shelfmates: John McCain and Garrison Keillor. Hmm… The serial killer Dexter, too, looms just above the alien abduction freakshow–I mean religious texts.

(We’ll just assume Denis Johnson’s presence was a fluke).

Thanks but I’ll stick to the library. At least I can get my fair share of mental junk food without having to pay to get to the next level….